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I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire planet. My
opinions are useless and unfocused. I am an expert in nothing. I know nothing. I
am confused about almost everything. I cannot, as an individual, ever possibly
know everything, or even enough to make editorial commentary on the vast vast
majority of things that exist in my world. This is a stupid document; it is
meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion people on my
planet to actually read. People who do read my rambling, incoherent dumbfuckery
are probably just as confused as I am, if not moreso, as they are looking to my
sorry ass for an opinion when they should be outside playing Frisbee with their
dog or screwing their life partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner.
Anyone who actually takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves to
ingest my fucked up and obviously mistaken opinions on whatever it is that I
have written about.
Recondite
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Vitriolically Truculent Reviews and Witticisms by a Pertinaciously
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CULT OF THE
INVERTED SLIPPERS
Celebrating Death!!
Wednesday, March 24, 2004
yes!! i've flunked badly
the ground below is shaking, or is it the devil in my head
i stammer while i speak, and m just as good as that.
everyone seems to ask something, cant they just shut up
oh this walk back to my room it never was so long.
ppl sit around me, "how cud u do that"
words never sounded like arrows, i cant counter attack.
like a prisoner of war, all handcuffed and chained
humiliated and abashed, i watch them laughing at my pain.
self-respect, dignity, arrogance they've all been destroyed.
my brain's stopped working, even the tears dont come
locked up in my room, i can see myself burn.
m afraid to look up, the floor seems so good
m afraid to talk, wish there was poison in my food.
why doesnt the lightning strike,
why doesnt my bus collide,
why are there no more floods,
and what abt the earthquakes,
storms, torrents someone help,
someone please beat me to death,
o god! relieve me from my pain,
make me stand in acid rain.
i cry when they laugh, i laugh when m alone
insanity has got inside my head.
they say u need counselling, i say i need some pills
no, m not gonna die, just to make my body still.
the bench is shaking, i cant sit still
am afraid of standing, i've been reduced to nil.
i look at others, i can feel their smirk
confidence shattered, mixed with dust and dirt.
i look at the mirror, look so pathetic
cant meet my own gaze, makes me feel sick.
buried 20 ft. below the ground, can i come up frm here
this grave stinks so much, death's never been so near.
i contemplate suicide,
got nowhere to hide.
failures make u strong,
now it seems all wrong.
they bring out the best in you,
yeah they took away the best of me.
like vultures and eagles ppl prey at my dead arrogance.
whatever God does He does it for the better.
still beleive the saying,
wait my fortunes'll swing.
and then i wonder, will i make it someday
or will this string of failures keep me out of my way.
life is sucking at its best, suicide tastes so sweet
let them call u a loser but failures wont bury u more deep.
and then i think abt my family and the suffering i'll incur on them
but that wont be much of a difference from the pain that my failure'll inflict.
never lived up to their expectations it'd be unfair to give them more pain.
sometimes wish i were an orphan, never deserved such parents
still anxiously waiting when this disgrace of theirs'll end.
If there's something in this world that mankind can do without then its certainly patriotism and fundamentalism. fundamentalism, oh well, thats ok. but patriotism?? how come?? yeah, i can hear the shouts of traitor, betrayer. most ppl do say that when i come up with nething like that. but me being me. i just dont give a fuck!! i hate ppl who keep on dwelling over how proud they are of being an indian, an american, british or a paki. makes me laugh. huh!! u dont say ur proud of holding a dick (or of its abscence, in the other case), u dont say ur proud of being a human, u dont say ur proud of being born a non-handicap. why?? cuz it is so. u didnt do anything abt it. u were born like that. c'mon, get a life losers!! be proud of things that u've done yourself, things for which u've worked ur brains and limbs. proud 2 be an indian. fuck off!! proud of wat?? proud of being born to parents who are indians?? or rather proud of being born to parents who were themselves born to their so-called indian parents. u better be proud of s'thing u've acheived by virtue of ur intelligence, ur hardwork, or even ur deceptory.
dunno wat drives ppl patriotic. this film - i, proud to be indian. bollocks!! the film's abt racial discrimination. rite?? so y this indian tag!! films like this bring out the insecurity and the inferiority complex among the indians. neway, i believe this film will still be way better than that Gadar and Loc shit where the indians are shown to rejoice at beating the pakis. huh!! c'mon was loc a victory?? kargil is a whole lot of distance from the line of control and if the pakis reached there then it just shows the indian armies own ineptness and impotence than nething else. and gadar, wow!! wat a gr8 load of dog shit 'twas. sunny deol beating the whole of paki army. now thats even better than superman. huh!! mthrfckr. films like this just show how helpless we indians are. we cant do nething abt our neighbour so we make shit like that. c'mon rise over ur prejudices and patriotisms!! it isnt that hollywood is any better, if bollywood is 90% shit then hollywood must be doing 75. y do most hollywood movies show the hijackers to be either middle east or chinese?? huh!! has there been no american or european hijacker till date??
alrite, lets think for a moment wat a gr8 place this'd be if there were no patriotic fucktards. no wars, no rivalry between nations. no armies to guard borders, or rather no borders at all. no armies means no terrorism (refer to post no. 3 :p). so no bin ladens. just 1 peaceful earth and its humane inhabitants.
ORACLESPEAK: "Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double-edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war reached a fever pitch and the blood boils with hate and the mind has 'closed', the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. AND I AM THE CAESAR."
huh!! last post saw a premature ejaculation, but i..i..just hate to rave abt journeys, then i see other blogs so full of people's account of their odyyseys. alrite, me not them. so, this time me'll be me and what i'll pour this time around will be mine, my own, my very original shit!!! no adulteration :p k, btw, is there any indian blogsite aprt frm crappy r3d1ff?? neways, r3d1ff is all abt shit, those fuckin error messages, invalid session, no mail headers, but the only indian site that offers some blogspace (s'one pls correct me, gimme ne other indian blogsite) had a blog running there but had to port it here within 2 weeks, i couldn't take it nemore!! this is better except this dateheader that wont go and the ad at the top. although these non-indian blogs are too much obsessed with outsourcing shit nowadays and that eternal horseshit, bullshit, goo, dogshit hollywood glamour thing, aw what an utter waste of time, energy, money and webspace too. "mel gibson told his wife tday that he loves her more than his cat", "halle berry broke down in an interview when she was asked abt her husband", "pamela anderson is going to have implants for the 11th time, while she'd removed only thrice" these mthrfckrs can make news even when they're in a loo, and if they dont the news'd be "brad pitt down with constipation". hollywood's not all. it's got a cousin in the hip-hop culture nowadays, thats smaller in stature only but is 7 times more crude a shit than hollywood. sniff on it and u'd probably regurgitate rite unto ur third life frm this one. "50 cents shot at 9 times, drives to the hospital, lil kim suspect" (even satan wont hv agreed to take him along) "jay-z disses eminem, eminem disses p.diddy, p.diddy disses 2pac, 2pac rises frm his grave and sings a song in which he disses lloyd banks, in between dre disses nelly" huh!! there are some new entries too sean paul, beyonce knowles, and that chilgoza justin timberlake. also, there are special appearances by britney "32B to 36D in a week" spears, christina "rubber" augiliera, janet "super-bowl" jackson, mariah "pariah" carey, jennifer "cabaret" lopez who try to hog the limelight by their cunt-baring performances (no-one'd notice even if they stripped rite to their bones).
well, in my opinion, this hip-hop culture is all crap. dunno wat makes ppl listen to these self-acclaimed mthrfckers rant abt all the shit in the world. dunno abt west, but the present generation in india just loves to eat west's shit. neways, hip-hop artists all thrive on controversies. no music. is there anything called music in rap. pen watever shit comes to ur mind, read it out without a heck to music as if ur in a speech, spice it up with some dumb beats and ur ready with a rap number. really feel bad for the music world nowadays. hv a look at the grammy awards this year beyonce, timberlake, sean paul, outkast and other mthrfckers and just 1 for evanescence. how cud they?? gr8 band, gr8 musical content, wat a gr8 voice the frontgirl's got. huh!! i guess i'd rename the grammy award as the granny awards. real rock is dead nowadays. i wish i were born in the 70s. black sabbath, led zep, deep purple, ac/dc followed by metallica (muaah!!), megadeth, sepultara, judas priest and the like in the 80s. wow wat a gr8 time it must hv been. and now all radio stations n tv channels are filled up with this crap. rock's almost dead. all that is left is some lollipop rock (robbie williams n coldplay kind, well i hate to call it rock) or some punk rock. punk was formed by nirvana and died along with kurt. the only saving grace is gothic evanescence and korn, although the rap orientations of the latter scare me out. neway they sound good even with that. hope they dont cross over in the name of experimenting. creed's fine. limp bizkit sux. linkin park is ok, but not much life in their songs. disturbed's gr8. neway too few good bands. whosoever killed rock?? s'one gimme some metal, garage, speed or thrash back. st. anger was pedestrian. metallica pls 1 more RTL (it'd be gr8 if u cud revive burton), JFA or MOP. pls pls!!!!!!!!!!!
ORACLESPEAK: Never put off till tomorrow, wat u can put off till the day after.
alrite, had been to some far off lands. so, no posts. neways, did away with that blogheader shit, nuisance!! visited lots of places. scores of temples, some cool places (manali, rohtang, solang et al). well, the most exciting was the Dalai Lama's temple at dharamshala. my first real tryst with buddhism and lamaism. failed to catch a glimpse of the dalai lama. he was to preach the day after. well, m quite impressed by the dalai lama, although i consider buddhism and lamaism superstitious. reincarnations etc. so, the present dalai lama is supposed to be the 14th incarnation of Avalokiteshwara, Boddhisattava of compassion. correct me if m wrong, thats wat i'd been able to collect frm there. k, saw the Om Mani Padme Hum, the wheel that most monks keep turning day in and day out. well, one thing still befuddles me. y do monks always wear maroon or yellow?? it occured to one of my friends, that the colour must symbolise s'thing. asked a dozen monks, but didn't get a satisfactory answer. these monks do have a lot of patience though.
ORACLESPEAK : Follow the river of religion until it drains into the sea of superstition.
"you are the worst driver i've ever seen in my life. cant u drive sensibly. your driving is really insane. just dont understand what the hell ur upto when ur on road." words of wisdom ;-)) thanks dear. i know u really care abt me, but dear friend u kno me very well. i cant change. neways i dont mind being called the worst. the best, the worst, they're all the same to me. being ignored is wat drives me nuts. and rash driving, well i love it. thank god, m still alive ;-) jokes apart, the only two times i've had an accident, i was driving under 30 kmph. bright sunny morning, my speedometer showing 30 (i must be doing 30, actually my speedometer wasn't working that day and of course, ever since ;-) ). had a friend as a pillion. that wretched, despicable, vile son of a pig (no pun intended, it was a real pig!!) dashed right in front of my bike. God hath His fury on the dog that was chasing it. huh!! no m not writing frm a hospital bed, just recounting some old memories, not too old, around 10 months. and btw, did i tell u the other 1, the one that wretched my cellphone, my lovely C35 that'd charge frm a good NIL to full in just over an hour. huh!! dad got me another. nokia 2100. nokia sux. really. now i need to connect it to the socket a good 3 hrs. and thats not all. its such lightning fast that had it been with james watt, he'd hv invented several other things aprt frm the steam engine by the time our nokia 2100'd open a message frm the inbox. m no watt. i prefer to take a nap ;-) add to that the exorbitant prices. anyway, i believe, all i got 4 my money was a pretty good searchlite. well, these nokia ppl r quite good at wrapping a whole load of shit so nicely that a lesser mortal'd lick it rite unto his grave. not me. user-friendly. nom de guerre. btw, can i sue that swine. or at least his patrons, who....well...lets change paragraphs first.
yea, ppl who set upon the task of caring 4 each and evry non-human alive like their own family members. yea that slut, whore, daughter of a prostitute and a homo, maneka gandhi (btw, aint she cute. sure she is, which brings me to another conclusion. the more dumb u are the more good-looking. an obvious exception to that is me. intellectual, handsome :-)) yes, back on track. i just dont understand wat makes some ppl think so much abt animals. these ppl will feed thousands to a rottweiler or a dalmatian. and talk abt sponsoring a small fry's education and u'd probably scare the hell out of them. well, for each PETA i'd like to form a PETH, People for Ethical Treatment of Humans, a group that'll set upon the task of killing each and evry animal on indian (or any other country, for that matter) roads and save hundreds of humans that perish just because a dog, a pig or a cow (yeah the dumbest of them all) comes rite in front of their vehicles. or better still, i'd like to sue PETA for kingdomic discrimination (discrimination against the plant kingdom) coz they preach to kill plants, and be a vegetarian, and spare the animals. hey, i got a good case at hand. alrite, i'll give them an option, to convert PETA to PETAP, People for Ethical Treatment of Animals and Plants, and preach to stop killing animals and plants alike. ;-) that way all its mthrfckin adherents'll starve to death. ameeen!!!
ORACLESPEAK : Thou cant please all the people all the time, but u can sure please yourself.
quite a long time, no post!! busy?? nope. me and busy?? must be kidding ;-) k, carrying on frm where i left. yes, the army. the same mthrfckin wretched defence forces. god!! thank god m not into these defence forces. i'd rather fuck a dead bytch or still better join the police force. much better, in fact!! this whole concept of armies n defence forces is quite alien to me. c'mon think of it, wat a gr8 place this planet wud hv been had there been no defence forces. no armies, no wars. just the police forces, killing hardened criminals. these fuckheads, they kill just coz the other person isn't into the same uniform, without giving a damn to who the fuck he is. he aint a psychopathic killer, not a thief not a robber, he didnt do anyone harm. rather he's just like our own soldier, evrything's same. just a different dress code. these fucktards kill either coz they're paid for that or coz they've been spoon-fed some bullshit ideals of patriotism rite frm their birth. just like terrorists, or maybe even worse. for terrorists kill 4 a cause, but these uniform-clad mthrfckrs dont hv a cause (and they hide their impotence by saying "we're in it 4 our country", fuck off!! we dont need u). they are in it coz they've been told to, by their masters. just lik dogs.
anyways, in this era of insurgency n guerilla warfare the defence forces can, in fact, be quite detrimental to the health of a nation. u cant win territories with the help of armed forces, or for that matter even defend them, if ppl want u out. u cant really supress them, n the more u try the harder they'll rebound at u. buoyancy!! india already has had a taste of it and seems to be changing for the better. israel's been into this game for too long but refuses to budge. s'one tell that cocksucker, son of a whore, ariel sharon that we have had enough of him and his bunch of armed faggots (or shud i say, maggots!! either way, its all the same). and america, well they're relatively new, and hv taken leaps into the wrong direction under the leadership of that foolish, fatuous, inane, moronic, dimwit, imbecile, asinine Bush. btw, the war on iraq was always abt oil, no WMDs. saddam's in custody since quite some time, and still there's no sign of WMDs. so, they were after all non-existent, tho i wont be surprised if the FBI plants its own WMDs there. and the war in afghanistan. well, is osama really so elusive. hard to beleive. m sure laden'll be captured just before the elections in US and that'll seal off kerry's fate no matter how hard he cries abt outsourcing. enough. ba-bye. au revoir.
ORACLESPEAK: (or ozzyspeak??)
generals gathered in their masses,
just lik witches at black masses.
evil minds that plot destruction,
sorcerers of death's construction.
in the fields of bodies burning,
as the war machine keeps turning.
death and hatred to mankind,
poisoning their brainwashed minds.
hmm!! post no. 2
its election time, quite many nation states are going to the elections, US, india, iran to name a few. US, it seems like they're going to have a sisfckr v/s mthrfckr this time around. just last year i was thinking like who'll vote 4 dubya but this kerry's horrible, pathetic at his best. huh!! gave a speech where he branded sikhs as terrorists!! makes me laugh, really. tho he apologised later. dunno where US is heading.
seems like the world's at its lowest ebb in terms of leadership material, ther's been a real dearth of them of late. clinton's gone, so is yeltsin, zemin's out, even major was better than blair, and apna vaj.....pa....yee he's breathing his last too. russia seems to be in crisis, putin's govt. got warrants for a big corporate shark, in fact the biggest, and now he's in asylum, britain i guess. whats more one of putin's opponent who was actively supported by the shark(god i cant recall his name, these russian names are alien to me) is missing ever since. btw, britain seems to be the hot favorite among asylum seekers, all these paki leaders (bhutto et al.), our own nadeem shravan. last heard, they were planning to tighten up their aylum laws.
back to the US, BPOs and outsourcing issues are hogging the limelight. evryone seems to be saying that yeah, m against it. kerry's an outright anti, at least till the elections are over. poor dubya set up a speech thru some advisor or s'one lik that marking the boons of outsourcing, had to take it back scapegoating the middleman in the process. it just amazes me that how much frenzy these anti-issues can generate. just few years back, in our own backyard, bjp climbed to power on anti-pak and anti-muslim feelings. it still reneges on that, gujarat being more than a case in point and now vajpayee's saying that we didnt had enough majority to make mandir, give us 2/3rds.
huh!! well, i've always believed vaj was a kinda right man in wrong party but his recent orientations suffice to state that he's just one of the pack. still, way better than those cocksucking gandhis. no. m not anti-sonia cuz she aint a native indian, but she simply lacks leadership balls. its really shitty to say that she aint indian, i guess she's been in india 4 more than 20 yrs, wat more do you need?? we take pride in any NRI being elected newhere else be it US, UK or any helluva country and discriminate when it comes to our own politicians. double standards, eh!!
well, peace finally seems to be coming kashmir's way. winds of change have been sweeping past pak, so let mush's balalaika sing wat vaj's guitar wants to saaaayyy. anyway all along the 57 year old history of the conflict, this may be the first time that it is so near to be resolved. if it cant be now, then i think it may well go on to become another west asia. but i've some faith left in vaj, and mush, well he's doin a gr8 job as paki premier. ppl call him hypocritic and double-timer but he's walking a tight rope, c'mon after all its way better than mush showing the way out to the terrorists and getting eliminated, pak being succeeded by some non-sense moulvi. and anyway, politics is all abt hypocrisy and double-timing, diplomacy being the political jargon. all these moulvis, pandats, priests and all kind of fundamentalists really make me feel like puking. hmm, the peace. in fact its a gr8 opportunity 4 india, to press on for more. mush's the supreme power in pak. army-general, president. wat else do u need?? no democratically elected leader can dare compromise on kashmir with two guns aiming at him, 1 frm those mthrfckin clerics the other frm the mthrfckr's mthrfckr army. k, i'll stop my tirade against the army here itself. this post is running into ages.
huh!! 5:12 am by my system clock and m still awake. love my weekends when i can sleep thru the noon.
k, abt this blog. yes, it is going to be quite a harsh and acerbic kindah blog. so, PRUDES N LIKE-MINDED PPL PLS KEEP AWAY, there r quite a lot of blogs on this blogdrive as well as on the web that caters to ur lollipop needs, or u can even write ur own :-(( . well, blogs are the only thing thats cool abt r3d1ff which is otherwise a whole load of horse shit. neva knew r3d1ff offered them untill s'one told me. so, here i am (no, not a reference to that mthrfckr Bryan Adams who was here just last month). k, so he's gonna be the first to be dissed here, lucky fellow huh!! says he loves india, the ppl here, the food etc. etc. makes me wonder how come all these foreigners who come here cant stop gushing abt india (india shining, haan!! 3 cheers 4 BJP, yea mr. Atal, u ppl really suck gr8).
so peeps, u get the idea how its gonna be?? an unorganised load of crap, crap 2 u not 2 me, for i believe that discipline, routine, organisation n the like hampers creativity. hate ppl who keep rubbing their asses on fixed lines of principles 4 the whole of their lives. believe me they are the most dangerous kind of ppl. ppl who wont shy away frm ruining s'one's life n career just 4 the sake of their so-called principles.
So, folks if ur still here pray thanks to god, cuz ur among the very few who can digest the shit m abt to pour, post after post ;-)
